An Air Canada plane leaves Pearson Airport (Toronto) under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese.
It's the first time they've
flown together and an awkward silence between the two seemed to indicate a
mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising
altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat,
and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'
'No rike Chinese?' asks the
co-pilot, 'why not?'
'You people bombed Pearl
Harbor, that's why!'
'No, no', the co-pilot
protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...
doesn't matter, you're all alike!'
There's a few minutes of
silence.
'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot
suddenly announces.
'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the
captain.
'Jews sink Titanic!' says the
co-pilot.
'What? You're insane! Jews
didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'
'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg,
Rosenberg... no mattah... all fukin same.'
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