Chairman Meow
Democrat lawmakers and climate
change scientists warn that Trump’s disastrous environmental policies will
culminate in the destruction of the Sun on August 21, 2017.
Since taking office, Donald
Trump has been rolling back Obama-era policies that curbed climate change on
the pretense of liberating business owners from unnecessary job-killing
regulations. However we now know that President Obama’s environmental
regulations were the only thing keeping the world from being plunged into total
darkness.
“Less than a year ago, none of
us could imagine a President Trump ...,” Nobel laureate Al Gore said while on a
tour promoting his new movie An Inconvenient Squeal. “... Now imagine a world
without a Sun!”
Most scientists believe that
the destruction of the Sun will be an extinction level event, turning the Earth
into frozen wasteland where the surface temperature will be minus 400 degrees
Fahrenheit. However climate change scientists like hockey-stick inventor Dr.
Michael Mann warn that not even the destruction of the Sun will counter man-made
global warning.
A protest of Trump’s
Sun-destroying presidency is planned for August 21. While climate scientists,
environmentalists, and Hollywood celebrities pray to Gaia, Senator Maxine
Waters intends to introduce legislation to create a new sun named the “Hillary
Clinton Star” which should appear after a few minutes of darkness.
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