Ernesto Ribeiro Barboza de Oliveira
— Hello, President Trump, here is Michel Temer speaking.
— Temer, president of Brazil!
— President of what??
— Ah... is that Dracula speaking?
— Yeah, Dracula, I mean, Temer.
— Humpf... what can I do for you?
— You know, we want the US to invest in Brazil.
— Are you crazy? I tell investors to NEVER invest in Brazil, because corruption is everywhere, courts are a joke, you have to bribe everybody to have something going on and at the end, Brazil collapses and investors lose money. NO, thanks. Make a serious country then contact us. Good bye.
— Hello? Hello? Trump? Porra, ele desligou!
Título e Texto: Ernesto Ribeiro Barboza de Oliveira, 8-12-2016